Friday, April 15, 2011

Cowboys vs. Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/04/cowboys-aliens-james-bond-rocket-hands

"DUDE! What if COWBOYS fought ALIENS!
YEAH! And then JAMES BOND was there!
YEAH! And INDIANA JONES!
YEAH! And then what if James Bond had amnesia! And kept gradually remembering what a badass he is, LIKE JASON BOURNE!
YEAH! And what if amnesia Jason James Bond Bourne had to kill the aliens WITH ROCKET HANDS!
LIKE IRON MAN!
YEAH!  (*lights frog on fire, shoots it out of potato gun*)
All I’m saying is, one of these aliens better have three tits."*
(quoted*vince mancini*filmdrunk.com)

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Worst Best Picture Oscar Winners: 10 Movies That Shouldn't Have Won

http://blog.moviefone.com/oscars-academy-awards/worst-best-picture-winners/


#6 is the biggest tragedy

#5 is just retarded, so many better movies on the list than Chicago, any on the list would have been better than their chioce. (my choice would have been LoTR or Gangs of NY

#4 Citizen Kane.............................I mean c'mon its fucking Citizen Kane!!!!!!!!!!

#2 GOODFELLAS is one of the best movies of the genre of alltime, even though K. Cost did pretty good in dances w/ wolves and it was a great movie. Now we have that same story over & over (fern gully, avitar, pochahontas, the last samurai, etc............) at least avitar did not win last year, that would have been worse than Panda Bear Placenta on your brand new shoes!!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

It's Funny cause they are OLD!

http://geriatricfilmreview.tumblr.com/

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