"DUDE! What if COWBOYS fought ALIENS!
YEAH! And then JAMES BOND was there!
YEAH! And INDIANA JONES!
YEAH! And then what if James Bond had amnesia! And kept gradually remembering what a badass he is, LIKE JASON BOURNE!
YEAH! And what if amnesia Jason James Bond Bourne had to kill the aliens WITH ROCKET HANDS!
LIKE IRON MAN!
YEAH! (*lights frog on fire, shoots it out of potato gun*)
All I’m saying is, one of these aliens better have three tits."*
(quoted*vince mancini*filmdrunk.com)